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Old Jan 21, 2010, 05:56 PM // 17:56   #3521
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It's never done.

What is it?
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Old Jan 22, 2010, 12:16 AM // 00:16   #3522
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a virgin

has anyone gone so far as to decide they'd even like to do more like?
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Old Jan 22, 2010, 08:16 AM // 08:16   #3523
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I believe the answer is NO.


what were we talking about again?
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Old Jan 22, 2010, 10:44 AM // 10:44   #3524
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sauerkraut.

why do sausages squish when I carry them in my corduroy pants pockets?
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Old Jan 22, 2010, 01:25 PM // 13:25   #3525
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Because they aren't meant to be there.

Would you rather live in a bee hive or an ant colony?
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Old Jan 22, 2010, 03:59 PM // 15:59   #3526
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bee hive - so I can be a drone, stealing honey all day

When you drink alone, do you prefer to be by yourself?
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Old Jan 22, 2010, 04:09 PM // 16:09   #3527
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no, i prefer to have a bottle of tequila with me

why do they put that tasty little worm in the bottle?
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Old Jan 22, 2010, 04:53 PM // 16:53   #3528
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so you arent drinking alone.

do you want to be president of the USA?
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Old Jan 23, 2010, 06:01 PM // 18:01   #3529
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no, unless the white house has a cheesecake buffet

why is there a hole in a doughnut?
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Old Jan 23, 2010, 08:40 PM // 20:40   #3530
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So you can see through the middle.

What do you want to be when you grow up?
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Old Jan 24, 2010, 12:17 AM // 00:17   #3531
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an adult

why do lima beans taste so bad?
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Old Jan 24, 2010, 11:25 AM // 11:25   #3532
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because you are supposed to clean and cook them before you eat them.


why do men like pork so much?
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Old Jan 24, 2010, 09:41 PM // 21:41   #3533
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it's delicious

where's my boom stick?
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Old Jan 25, 2010, 01:07 AM // 01:07   #3534
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next to your boom box?


Did you break it?
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Old Jan 25, 2010, 01:09 AM // 01:09   #3535
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yes?

can you fix it?
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Old Jan 25, 2010, 01:45 AM // 01:45   #3536
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uhm, no I am not a repair person.

Can't you just buy a new one?
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Old Jan 25, 2010, 02:28 AM // 02:28   #3537
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yeah sure

how much do they cost?
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Old Jan 25, 2010, 02:58 AM // 02:58   #3538
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A night with your mom

Whoru?
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Old Jan 25, 2010, 03:52 AM // 03:52   #3539
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your dad

where did the bad man touch you?
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Old Jan 25, 2010, 04:09 AM // 04:09   #3540
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in my internet account.


do you like aardvarks?
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